“This one’s got Cholera in it,” A docent, clad in a white t-shirt with the word “Louis” in orange, tells me.
I pause for a moment, staring at a brown Louis Vuitton logo-emblazoned trunk inside a massive, clear Zip Lock bag. On the outside, an orange sticker with a biohazard symbol spells out “Infectious Waste.”
Then, I turn my head to look at the gentleman; he’s stoic and matter-of-fact, long hair pulled back in a slick bun. This must be a joke, some part of a shtick. He ignores the quizzical look on my face, and continues to describe what sounds like absolute fiction: cholera bacteria was sourced and intermingled with fluorescent protein plasmids to give it a glowing color. Then, the trunk was coated in horse blood agar and the LV pattern painted on with luminous bacteria.